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Wednesday, 12 July 2006 |
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Summary: vglv
'''Buickman''', also known as Jim "The Dingleberry" Dollinger, is a small offensive balding man living on the outskirts of Detroitville, Michiconsintucky at the age of 76. Buickman used to be known as the "Buick Sales King" until arch-rival Rick "The Rectifier" Wagoner upset him by calling one new Buick sedan "LaCrosse," which means to masterbate furiously in Canadian slang, for the 1906 and 2006 model years. After that moment, Buickman began to buy up all Buick cars made before 1901 and 2001 and he turned them all into two well-loved cars, the Dunbar Moonlight David Special Century 2000 Edition LS and Dunbar Daylight Super-Duper Sport Fly Like A Regal 1999 Edition LT. He's also the ''real'' man responsible for the Buick Lightsabre. His dealership, Dingleberry Dunbar, is located next to The Hotel California, a half-mile away from Wal-Mart on the bypass in Detroitville.
=Information On Buickman's Dunbar Cars=
After The Rectifier's Buick introduction, Buickman was inspired by the sucess of well-known Jedi and Chuck Norris Occult leader John Z. "The Drizzle" DeLorian and his Dr. Brown Time Machine, known for it's appearance in ''Back To The Future,'' ''Back To The Past,'' and ''The Teletubbies.'' It was then he decided to buy up old Buicks and make them into Dunbars.
There are two cars in the Dunbar line: the Dunbar Moonlight David Special Century 2000 Edition LS, the flagship, and the Dunbar Daylight Super-Duper Sport Fly Like A Regal 1999 Edition LT. The Dunbar Moonlight David Special Century 2000 Edition LT was known as the Buick Parked Avenue and the Dunbar Daylight Super-Duper Sport Fly Like A Regal 1999 Edition LS was known as the Buick Carman Electra. Both cars are powered by a 30.30 Liter V-2 hydroelectic powerplant making over 2,300 mulepower. Both cars get 1,000 inches to the gallon. All cars have a SuperVinyl roof, PimpDaddy 21" rims, and UberFuture headlights. Some cars have the GeneralGrantLee option, in which you have to enter the car through the window to open the doorhandle.
This is the Dunbar Moonlight David Special Century 2000 Edition LS:
[[Image:http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i317/cyclone02/dubarlt1a.jpg]]
=Buickman and Buicktroll=
Buickman also is known as Dr. BannerDingleberry because of his ability to turn into Buicktroll and spam up websites such as "Cheers and Gears," "GM Inside News," and "Penthouse Forums" with anti-Wagoner hate posts. His posts as Buicktroll are random and are always written under the Buickman moniker.
[[Image:http://i75.photobucket.com/Pleasedonotfeedthebuickman.jpg|thumb|This is Buicktroll getting ready to go on a rampage.]]
=Buickman's Arch Rivals=
Here is a list of Buickman's Arch Rivals:
#Rick "The Rectifier" Wagoner
#Bob "Maximum Overdrive" Lutz
#Carlos "Mencia" Ghosen
#That fat guy in the elevator.
#Satty
#wbpharry
#Buickmanwannabe (Buickman says, "There can only be one of me! One of me!")
#Josh
#Evok
#Darth Vader
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